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♪DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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THIS IS GOSALYN MALLARD
REPORTING FROM CITY HALL,

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WHERE A BATTLE
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS RAGES...

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A FREE-FOR-ALL

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BETWEEN THAT
HARD-HUNK CEMENTHEAD,

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THE FANTASTIC ELASTIC
RUBBER CHICKEN,

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AND LASTLY,
BUT NOT LEASTLY,

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THAT COLOR-COORDINATED
CRIMEBUSTER

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DARKWING DUCK!

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OKAY, MUTANT, SUCK...

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GAS.

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HOW DID OUR CITY
BECOME A BREEDING GROUND

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FOR MENACING
MUTANT MARAUDERS?

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HERE'S WHAT I KNOW...

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IT BEGAN WHEN
I STARTED WORKING
ON THE SCHOOL PAPER.

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<i>I COVERED</i>
<i>A LOTTA BIG STORIES.</i>

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[BOOM]

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AAH!

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<i>CRIME STORIES LIKE</i>

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SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE.

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[HONK]
YIKE!

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<i>SCIENCE STORIES LIKE</i>

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ALIEN TREE CREATURE
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE.

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THIS CUTTING-EDGE JOURNALISM
BEGAN TO WEAR THIN.

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I NEEDED
A REALLY BIG STORY.

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I KNEW WHERE TO FIND IT...

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THE GUY WHO KNOWS WHERE
THE ACTION IS... DARKWING DUCK.

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I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

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WHO WOULD WANT TO DESTROY

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THE SWINE CORPORATION'S
INVENTORY OF CHEEZA PETS?

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YEAH. SUCH A WASTE
OF GOOD MOZZARELLA.

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FIND ANY CLUES,
D.W.?

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A FEW FOOTPRINTS,
A SCRAP OF A RED COSTUME,

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AND THIS CARD READING,

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"THE RUBBER CHICKEN,

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"MUTANT-POWERED
EVIL EXPERT.

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SEE ME FOR ALL
YOUR CRIMINAL NEEDS."

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I'VE PUT TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER AND COME UP WITH...

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THREE?

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NO! THE RUBBER CHICKEN!

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HE MUST BE BEHIND

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ALL THE DESTRUCTION
OF SWINE CORPORATION
PROPERTY!

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NOW WHERE WOULD
A RUBBER CHICKEN
HIDE OUT?

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HAMBURGER HIPPO!

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INTERESTING. HOW DID
YOU DEDUCE THIS?

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'CAUSE THERE HE IS!

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OKAY, CHICKEN,
ADMIT IT!

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YOU DESTROYED
THE CHEEZA PET FACTORY!

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NO! NUH-UH! NO WAY!
I'M INNOCENT!

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THEN EXPLAIN
YOUR PRINTS
AT THE CRIME SCENE!

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I WAS FRAMED!

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FRAMED, I TELL YOU!
FRAMED!

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TELL THAT
TO THE BOYS IN BLUE.

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I'M A JAILBIRD!

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WHAT'LL MOM SAY?
AAIIEEE!

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HEY, COME BACK HERE!

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UH-OH.

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RESISTING ARREST,
EH?

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OKAY, IT'S TIME
TO GET PHYSICAL.

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LUCKY MOVE.

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STAND STILL.
I'LL THRASH YOU
S'MORE.

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IF YOU THRASH ME ANY MORE,

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YOU'LL WIND UP
IN THE HOSPITAL.

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COME BACK 'ERE,
YOU COWARD.

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HEE-YAH, OOH, WAH.

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<i>I KNEW I'D FIND DARKWING</i>
<i>IN HIS SECRET LAIR</i>

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<i>BECAUSE I HAVE</i>
<i>A PERSONAL CONNECTION.</i>

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<i>I WAS HOPING TO GET</i>
<i>A LEAD ON A BIG STORY.</i>

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MAY-HAP
THE RUBBER CHICKEN

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IS IN CAHOOTS
WITH CEMENTHEAD,

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THE MUTANT
CONCRETE CRIMELORD!

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EVIL MUTANTS LIKE TO
HANG OUT TOGETHER.

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DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.

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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PACING?

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D.W. THINKS RUBBER
CHICKEN IS WORKIN'
FOR CEMENTHEAD.

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WOW! WHAT A SCOOP!

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PLEASE LET ME GO ON
THIS CASE WITH YA!

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THIS CAPER IS
FOR GROWN-UPS ONLY.

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I CAN'T HAVE
YOU GETTING HURT.

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I MUST FIND THE RUBBER
CHICKEN'S HIDEOUT!

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BUT, D.W...

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I WON'T REST UNTIL
THIS VILLAIN'S FOUND!

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BUT, D.W...

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NO FAITH IN
MY ABILITIES, EH?

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WELL, HAH
AND DOUBLE HAH!

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AND HAH SOME MORE!

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FINDING THIS FIEND
WILL BE A SNAP.

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IT'LL BE AS EASY
AS ONE...TWO...

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THREEEEE!

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BUT THE CHICKEN'S CARD
HAS HIS ADDRESS ON IT.

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DON'T WORRY!
I'LL SAVE YOU!

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AAH!

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AND THESE ARE
MY ROLE MODELS.

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I'LL SCOPE THIS OUT
ON MY OWN.

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<i>I WENT TO A SHACK</i>
<i>ON THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN.</i>

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WHO SENT YOU?
WHO?

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I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS.

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WHO ARE YOU?

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HOW'D YOU GET THESE POWERS?

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COME ON! TALK, TALK!

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[SOBBING]

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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU.

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MY NAME IS
CLOVIS CLUCKENHOFF.

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MY ORIGIN
WAS LIKE SOMETHING
OUT OF A COMIC BOOK.

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MY PARENTS LIVED
NEAR AN EXPERIMENTAL
PLASTIC FACTORY.

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IT EXPLODED!

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THEN MY MOM
GAVE BIRTH TO
A BOUNCING BABY BOY.

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I DISCOVERED
I COULD MOLD MYSELF
INTO ANY SHAPE,

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STRETCH TO
IMPOSSIBLE LENGTHS.

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THE OTHER KIDS
MADE FUN OF ME,

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SO I KEPT
MY POWERS A SECRET.

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ONE DAY WHILE
WORKING FOR THE
SWINE CORPORATION,

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I DISCOVERED
THAT THE HEAD
OF THE COMPANY,

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SWENLIN SWINE,

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WAS IN CAHOOTS
WITH THAT MASTER OF
MIGHT... CEMENTHEAD!

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OVERHEARING THEIR PLANS
TO ROB THE ORPHANAGE,

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I REALIZED I COULDN'T
HIDE MY POWERS.

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I'D USE THEM
FOR THE GOOD OF SOCIETY

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AS THE RUBBER CHICKEN!

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WHEN I STOPPED
CEMENTHEAD'S ROBBERY,

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HE DECIDED TO PUT ME
OUT OF THE SUPERHERO
BUSINESS

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BY DESTROYING
SWINE'S WAREHOUSES
AND FRAMING ME!

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PUH-LEEZE!
YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

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I'M INNOCENT,
I TELL YOU!

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<i>I KNEW JUST THE DUCK</i>
<i>WHO COULD HELP...</i>

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<i>THAT FAMOUS SHAMUS</i>
<i>DARKWING DUCK.</i>

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<i>I LOCATED HIM AND EXPLAINED</i>
<i>THE RUBBER CHICKEN'S STORY.</i>

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HAH HAH HAH!

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SWENLIN SWINE IS
ONE OF ST. CANARD'S

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MOST RESPECTED
CITIZENS.

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MY OWN FATHER
DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.

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I BELIEVE YOU.

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YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN THE EASTER BUNNY.

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THERE ISN'T
AN EASTER BUNNY?

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UH, OF COURSE
THERE IS, LAUNCHPAD.

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DON'T BE SILLY.

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YOU COULD AT LEAST
CHECK SWINE OUT.

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I'LL SEE SWINE,
ALL RIGHT.

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I'LL PERSONALLY
ASSURE HIM

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THAT ST. CANARD'S
MIGHTY MASKED
MALLARD

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WILL STOP
THE DESTRUCTION
OF HIS PROPERTY.

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<i>SO DARKWING DUCK,</i>
<i>ST. CANARD'S MIGHTY,</i>
<i>MASKED, VAIN, PIG-HEADED,</i>

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<i>LOUD-MOUTHED, SNOOTY,</i>
<i>EGOMANIACAL,</i>

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<i>WAFFLE-BRAINED MALLARD,</i>

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<i>PAID A LITTLE VISIT</i>
<i>TO SWENLIN SWINE.</i>

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I HAVE TO SEE MR. SWINE
ABOUT A RUBBER CHICKEN
WITH MUTANT POWERS.

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I HAVE MUTANT POWERS.

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I WAS BORN DOWNWIND OF
A FRUIT IRRADIATING PLANT,

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AND NOW I HAVE
AN AMAZING ABILITY.

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REALLY? WHAT, PRAY TELL,
MIGHT THAT BE?

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AAH!

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IT'S KINDA
EMBARRASSING,

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BUT IT BREAKS
THE ICE AT PARTIES.

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HOW INTERESTING.
GOTTA RUN.

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FORE!

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WELL, IF IT ISN'T
DARKWING DUCK.

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
A PRINCE OF A FELLA.

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WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YA, BIG GUY?

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WELL, MR. SWINE,

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IT SEEMS THAT A CERTAIN,
AHEM, "REPORTER"

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THINKS YOU'RE IN LEAGUE
WITH CEMENTHEAD.

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[SNORT] ME?

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OH, THAT'S RICH.
<i>TRES AMUSANT.</i>

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I LIKE A SUPERHERO
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR

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AND IMPECCABLE
TASTE IN CLOTHES!

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I EVER TELL YOU THAT?

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I'M A BIG FAN
OF YOURS, D.W.

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CAN I CALL YOU D.W.?

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WHY WASTE SUCH TALENT ON
TRIVIAL CRIME PURSUITS

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WHEN YOU COULD BE
A SCREEN STAR?

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SWINE PICTURES
IS LOOKING FOR
THE NEXT CLINT BEAKWOOD.

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YOU MIGHT FIT THE BILL.

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ME?

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OH, I COULDN'T DO THAT.

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UNLESS IT WERE
A MULTI-PICTURE DEAL
WITH BACK END POINTS.

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AND MERCHANDISING RIGHTS?

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NATURALLY!

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AND MAYBE EVEN...

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MY OWN CARTOON!

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WELL,
IT'S A TALL ORDER,

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BUT I THINK
I CAN SWING IT.

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BUT I MAY HAVE TO
SELL SWINE PICTURES

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IF I CAN'T STOP
THAT CHICKEN
FROM DESTROYING ME.

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WHAT A DRAIN
ON MY FINANCIAL
RESOURCES.

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DON'T WORRY, MR. SWINE.

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I'LL BAG THAT
BANTAM BURGLAR.

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YOU'RE A PRINCE
OF A FELLA... I EVER
TELL YOU THAT?

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DON'T FORGET TO STOP
BY THE FRONT DESK.

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I GOTTA COUPLA
PRESENTS WAITIN'
FOR YA.

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<i>AFTER BRUTALLY GRILLING</i>
<i>SWENLIN SWINE,</i>

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<i>DARKWING WAS SURE THE TUBBY</i>
<i>TYCOON WAS INNOCENT.</i>

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A SIMULATED
ALLIGATOR SKIN
GAS GUN CASE

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WITH SOLID GOLD
HARDWARE!

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HE SHOULDN'T HAVE!

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YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?

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JUST SOME TRINKETS
FROM MY BUDDY
SWENLIN SWINE.

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TRINKETS?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
LET HIM BRIBE YOU!

226
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,458
DARKWING DUCK,
PARAGON OF INTEGRITY,

227
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,416
TAKE A BRIBE? HAH!

228
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:54,333
SWINE IS NO CROOK!

229
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:57,375
YES, HE IS!
LAUNCHPAD BELIEVES ME!

230
00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:01,583
LAUNCHPAD STILL BELIEVES
IN THE TOOTH FAIRY.

231
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:04,583
COME ON, L.P.,
FAME AND FORTUNE AWAIT!

232
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:07,500
I HAVE
A CHICKEN TO CATCH.

233
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,000
<i>I ACCEPTED THIS</i>
<i>IN MY USUAL CALM MANNER</i>

234
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,458
<i>AND DECIDED I'D CHECK</i>
<i>THIS SWINE GUY OUT MYSELF.</i>

235
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,875
WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT DARKWING ANYMORE.

236
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,416
I THREW HIM OFF THE TRAIL.

237
00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:24,583
AS FOR THE RUBBER CHICKEN,

238
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:30,583
I'M SURE CEMENTHEAD
WILL PERSONALLY
WRING HIS SCRAWNY NECK!

239
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,750
HELLO, PULITZER!

240
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,708
GOTCHA!

241
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:43,291
WELL, MY LITTLE
CUB REPORTER.

242
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:47,458
I'M AFRAID
THAT WAS YOUR LAST
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.

243
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,958
[GULP]

244
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,458
YOU WOULDN'T INTERFERE

245
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,500
WITH THE FREEDOM
OF THE PRESS, WOULD YOU?

246
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,333
SAY CHEESE.

247
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,958
WHAT A SWEET
LITTLE GIRL.

248
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:07,875
A SHAME I'M GONNA
HAFTA LOCK YOU AWAY
FOR SAFEKEEPING.

249
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,000
THEM'S THE BREAKS.

250
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,875
FIRST YOU'RE GONNA
TELL ME

251
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,583
HOW YOU BECAME
A HARDENED CRIMINAL.

252
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,166
AW, WHY NOT?

253
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:20,250
I DO LIKE TALKING
ABOUT MYSELF.

254
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:24,166
MY FATHER WAS
THE GREAT ACTOR
MARLON HAMBONE.

255
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,125
WHILE PUTTING
HIS FOOTPRINTS

256
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,958
IN FRONT
OF A FAMOUS THEATER,

257
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,125
HIS EXCESSIVE WEIGHT
CAUSED A PROBLEM.

258
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,875
THEY CHIPPED HIM FREE,

259
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:38,958
BUT MY MOTHER BORE A CHILD
COMPOSED OF SOLID CEMENT...

260
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,291
ME.

261
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:42,083
MY FATHER DISOWNED ME,

262
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,583
AND I... A HELPLESS INFANT...

263
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,583
WAS FORCED
TO FEND FOR MYSELF.

264
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,500
I DID PRETTY GOOD,

265
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,625
BUT I CRAVED ACCEPTANCE.

266
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:56,125
I ADOPTED
THE SWENLIN SWINE PERSONA
AS A COVER.

267
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,416
I TURNED OUT
REMARKABLY WELL-ADJUSTED.

268
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:04,291
I REALLY LOVE
MUTANT STORIES,
BUT I GOTTA GO!

269
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,000
CIAO!

270
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,458
<i>NOW I HAD PROOF THAT SWINE</i>
<i>WAS REALLY CEMENTHEAD.</i>

271
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,416
<i>I WASN'T ABOUT</i>
<i>TO BANG HEADS</i>

272
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,583
<i>WITH THAT</i>
<i>BRICK WALL ALONE.</i>

273
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,166
<i>AFTER PICKING UP</i>

274
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,750
<i>ANOTHER COOL REPORTER'S</i>
<i>TRENCHCOAT,</i>

275
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,750
<i>I LOCATED DARKWING DUCK</i>
<i>DOWNTOWN.</i>

276
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,708
[DARKWING]
OKAY, RUBBER-NECKED
GEEK!

277
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,000
LET'S TRY
SOME TEAR GAS.

278
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,458
DON'T SHOOT! D-DON'T...

279
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,625
DON'T...

280
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,833
DAD, I HAVE
TO TALK TO YOU!

281
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:39,125
GOSALYN, NEVER INTERRUPT ME
WHEN I'M WEEPING.

282
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,708
HE'S GOING INTO
BOB'S WORLD
OF FRAGILE ANTIQUES.

283
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,750
SEEKING SANCTUARY AMONG
BREAKABLE ITEMS, EH?

284
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:50,000
WELL, THAT WON'T STOP
DARKWING DUCK.

285
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,166
YAAAAH!

286
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,458
THERE'S NO ESCAPING
NOW, MUTANT.

287
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,875
EAT ANTIQUES!

288
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:03,416
YOU BREAK IT,
YOU BUY IT.

289
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,458
STOP!

290
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,958
STOP, STOP, STOP!
I'M INNOCENT!

291
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,625
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

292
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,750
I GOT IT! I SAVED
A PRICELESS ANTIQUE!

293
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,083
[CRASH]

294
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:29,875
I CAN DISH OUT
WHATEVER YOU CAN TAKE,
CHICKEN LIPS!

295
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,583
I'LL BUST YOU,
MUTANT!

296
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,833
WHY NOT? HE'S BUSTED
EVERYTHING ELSE.

297
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,291
GOTCHA!

298
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,291
AAH! LET GO!
LEGGO, LEGGO!

299
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,250
WHOA! YEOW!

300
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:47,208
LOOKS LIKE THE CHICKEN
FLEW THE COOP, D.W.

301
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,166
I WONDER HOW
HE COULD HAVE ESCAPED.

302
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:54,125
COULD IT BE THE FAULT
OF A CERTAIN SIDEKICK?

303
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:58,500
THE RUBBER CHICKEN
IS INNOCENT! LOOK.

304
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:03,208
SWINE ISN'T IN CAHOOTS
WITH CEMENTHEAD.
HE<i>IS </i>CEMENTHEAD!

305
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,833
SURE. YOU ALSO
HAD GOOD PICTURES

306
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:10,708
FOR YOUR<i>MYSTERIOUS</i>
<i>GHOST COW GOES ON</i>
<i>BLOODY RAMPAGE </i>STORY.

307
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,458
WHY WON'T
YOU BELIEVE ME?

308
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:16,000
YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR THAT.

309
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,583
TEN THOUSAND
SMACKEROONIES!

310
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,416
I WAS TRYING TO STOP THAT
MUTANT-POWERED CHICKEN.

311
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,000
MUTANT-POWERED?

312
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,291
WHY, I HAVE
A MUTANT POWER MYSELF.

313
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:30,291
DUE TO MY FATHER'S WORK
IN GLUE DEVELOPMENT,

314
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:33,583
I WAS BORN WITH
AMAZING GLUE POWERS.

315
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,291
EXCUSE ME?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

316
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,708
OH?

317
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,583
UNH!

318
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:41,958
UNH!

319
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,000
<i>I REALIZED THEN</i>

320
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,875
<i>THAT IT WAS UP TO ME</i>
<i>AND THE CHICKEN</i>

321
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,416
<i>TO STOP CEMENTHEAD.</i>

322
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,875
I'M TOM LOCKJAW.

323
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,875
AND I'M
DAPHNE DUCKBILL.

324
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,333
TONIGHT'S
TOP STORY...

325
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,125
DARKWING DUCK
IS ONCE AGAIN
FORCED TO PAY

326
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,125
FOR SERIOUS
PROPERTY DAMAGE.

327
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,125
ARE YOU S-SURE
ABOUT THIS?

328
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,458
YES. THERE
ARE OTHER MUTANTS

329
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,708
WHO KEPT THEIR POWERS
SECRET LIKE YOU.

330
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,500
ASK 'EM FOR HELP.

331
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,583
IF YOU SAY SO,
B-BUT I... I

332
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,000
KINDA GOT
S-STAGE FRIGHT.

333
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,166
HEY, W-WHAT THE...

334
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,125
AHEM.

335
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,416
UH, H-HELLO OUT THERE.

336
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,500
I'M THE RUBBER CH-CHICKEN.

337
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,000
I'M A MUTANT,

338
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,083
BUT I'M A GOOD GUY.

339
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:31,083
I WANT TO ASK
THE OTHER MUTANTS

340
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,000
TO HELP ME
FIGHT CEMENTHEAD,

341
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,875
'CAUSE HE'S
AN<i>EVIL </i>MUTANT,

342
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,875
AND HE'S, UH, GIVING US
A BAD NAME.

343
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:41,333
THANK YOU
AND, UH, DRIVE SAFE.

344
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,708
YOU KNOW, TOM,

345
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,166
I HAVE
A MUTANT POWER
MYSELF.

346
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,583
DUE TO
MY MOTHER'S EXPOSURE

347
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,458
TO RADIOACTIVE
CHICKEN SOUP,

348
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,583
I HAVE THE AMAZING
MUTANT ABILITY

349
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,458
TO DISPLAY
COLD SYMPTOMS
AT WILL.

350
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,125
AH...

351
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,291
AH...AH...

352
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,833
AH-CHOO!

353
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,333
SO, COME ON,
MUTANTS OF ST. CANARD.

354
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,958
LET'S HELP THE CHICKEN.

355
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,500
<i>ALL ACROSS THE CITY,</i>

356
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,708
<i>MUTANTS WERE INSPIRED</i>

357
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:14,583
<i>TO COME TO</i>
<i>THE RUBBER CHICKEN'S AID.</i>

358
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,416
<i>MEANWHILE, IT FINALLY</i>
<i>OCCURRED TO DARKWING</i>

359
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,416
<i>THAT HE'D FIND</i>
<i>THE RUBBER CHICKEN</i>

360
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,708
<i>BY RETURNING TO</i>
<i>THE CHEEZA PET WAREHOUSE</i>

361
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,166
<i>AND FOLLOWING THE CHICKEN'S</i>
<i>FOOTPRINTS.</i>

362
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,166
<i>THEY LED STRAIGHT</i>
<i>TO SWINE'S OFFICE.</i>

363
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,083
<i>ABOUT TIME</i>
<i>HE FIGURED IT OUT.</i>

364
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,250
OKAY.

365
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,125
PHONEY PRINTS LEADING
TO SWINE'S OFFICE

366
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:39,125
AND A RUBBER
SWENLIN SWINE MASK.

367
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,083
MAYBE THERE'S
AN EENSY-WEENSY CHANCE

368
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,416
THAT GOSALYN WAS RIGHT.

369
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,833
YOU COULD KNOCK.

370
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,375
YOU'RE SETTIN'
A BAD EXAMPLE
FOR THE KIDS.

371
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,291
NOW THAT YOU'VE
FOUND ME OUT,

372
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,750
I'LL HAVE TO
CRUSH YOU LIKE BUGS.

373
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,166
<i>C'EST LA VIE.</i>

374
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,875
UH,<i>LA VIE?</i>

375
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,333
I THINK THE WORLD
OF YOU, DARKWING.

376
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,708
I EVER TELL YOU THAT?

377
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:10,708
YAAHH!

378
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,333
HAPPY LANDINGS!

379
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,583
WHAT SWELL GUYS!

380
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,458
NOW THAT MY SECRET'S OUT,

381
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:23,833
IT'S TIME TO TAKE MY MONEY
AND RUN.

382
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:33,583
WHAT AN AMAZING BREAK,
LANDING IN THESE TRASH CANS.

383
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:37,166
HEY! MAYBE YOU HAVE
MUTANT LUCK POWERS!

384
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,458
ENOUGH WITH
THE MUTANT POWERS!

385
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,458
HOW COME EVERYBODY
HAS POWERS BUT ME?

386
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,833
IF I WERE EXPOSED
TO EXPERIMENTAL STUFF,

387
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,125
I'D ONLY GET A RASH
OR SOMETHING.

388
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,083
I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE
FOOTSTEPS ANYWHERE.

389
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:59,458
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET
THAT MUTANT MANIAC!

390
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,708
<i>AFTER VISITING</i>
<i>THE TRASH CAN REMOVAL CENTER,</i>

391
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,000
<i>DARKWING AND LAUNCHPAD</i>
<i>CAUGHT UP WITH CEMENTHEAD.</i>

392
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,166
[DARKWING]
I AM THE TERROR

393
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,125
THAT FLAPS IN THE...

394
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,708
WE'LL TAKE OVER.

395
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:17,000
OUR GROUP OF SUPERHEROES
WILL STOP CEMENTHEAD.

396
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,375
THE RUBBER CHICKEN!

397
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,416
BANANA BOY!

398
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,708
GAA-LUE GAL!

399
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:28,333
AND THE AMAZING
SNEEZE MASTER!

400
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,500
CHOO!

401
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,083
WE'LL HANDLE THIS,
YOU POOR NON-MUTANT DUCK.

402
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,875
ATTACK!

403
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,875
AH...

404
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,833
AH...

405
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,625
AH-CHOO!

406
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,291
WATCH IT!

407
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,000
SHEESH! AMATEURS!

408
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750
AS I WAS SAYING...

409
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,291
I AM THE TERROR THAT...

410
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
[CRASH]

411
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,875
NICE BACKHAND.

412
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,708
SORRY THE Y-GUYS
FLOPPED.

413
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,583
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
NOW. COME ON.

414
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,250
YES, MOTHER.

415
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:17,125
YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
THE STRENGTH OF MY
POSITION, GENTLEMEN.

416
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,750
THE BATTLE RAGES ON.

417
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,875
CAN A NON-MUTANT-POWERED
DUCK AND A STRETCHY MISFIT

418
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:29,583
HOPE TO DEFEAT
THIS INDESTRUCTIBLE
CONCRETE CROOK?

419
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,083
[DARKWING AND RUBBER
CHICKEN] YAAHH!

420
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,583
PROBABLY NOT.

421
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,625
IT'S HOPELESS.

422
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,958
IT'S LIKE
DAVID AND GOLIATH,

423
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:43,958
ONLY WE DON'T HAVE
A SLING!

424
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,583
[DING DING]

425
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,166
WAIT A SECOND.

426
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,291
MAYBE WE DO.

427
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,625
[WHISPERING]

428
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,708
[DARKWING]
HEY, BRICKBRAIN!

429
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,375
YOUR MOTHER WEARS
CEMENT OVERSHOES!

430
00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,375
YOU GOT A SHARP,
ACERBIC WIT.

431
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:05,291
NEVERTHELESS, TIME TO GO
SQUISHY-SQUISHY.

432
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,291
GRRR!

433
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,583
GRRR!

434
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500
[SNORTING]

435
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,583
YOU'RE GONNA STOP ME?

436
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:18,833
OH, PUH-LEEZE!
SPARE ME OVER HERE!

437
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,500
TOODLES!

438
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,583
YEOW!

439
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,208
YEOW!

440
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,583
YEOW!

441
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,458
WHOA!
NICE TRAJECTORY.

442
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,250
[PANTING]

443
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:57,458
WE GOT 'IM!

444
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,375
YOU DID PRETTY GOOD.

445
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,875
FOR A MUTANT.

446
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,208
AND YOU DID PRETTY GOOD

447
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,583
FOR A VAIN,
LOUD-MOUTHED,

448
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,375
EGOMANIACAL WAFFLE-BRAIN!

449
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,375
HEY, I'M NOT VAIN.